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Gilmore Girls Wow. I missed this...

Gilmore Girls
Wow. I missed this show so much over the summer. And a new day has dawned for Gilmore Girls as the season opens with Rory in bed with Dean! How intriguing that we get to see what happened in the moments just before Lorelai unexpectedly arrived home in last season's finale. Nice touch showing Dean listening on the porch while Lorelai scolded her daughter for being "the other woman." (Of course, he would've eavesdropped!) Good that they also explained why Lindsay answered Dean's cell phone when Rory called — I'd been wondering about that! But how awful it was listening to Dean berate his angelic little wifey-wife for "answering other people's phones." Um, sweetie, she answered her husband's phone — everyone knows husbands do not count as "people."

Anyway, I was just wondering how Lindsay would find out about Dean's affair when they revealed it all in the teaser clip for next week's show. Sheesh! They gave away so read more

Gwyneth Paltrow: Action Star?


The just-released Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow marks Gwyneth Paltrow's first real sci-fi/action film. She plays Polly Perkins, a classic Lois Lane-type reporter who means to get her story at any cost. "It was a tremendous amount of fun," Paltrow says. "I just loved how sassy she was and sneaky and out for herself in that sort of '40s-era broad way."

Apple's mom says she took the role "only because this was something totally different. I probably wouldn't do Catwoman. There is something incredibly appealing about Catwoman, being that woman and playing that part. But if I was going to take something on, I wanted it to be something that nobody had ever seen or done. And if it was going to fail, it was going to fail, but I wanted to take that risk and not be in a standard Hollywood adventure movie."

We're not sure, Halle Berry, but we think Gwynny just dissed you.

Anyway, Paltrow swears she's not a closet fan o read more

HOT OFFER!

A group called World Ahead Publishing is offering a new take on firearm "buyback" programs by offering consumers a chance to exchange their Fahrenheit 9/11 DVD for a copy of the pro-Dubya book, Thank You, President Bush. The offer kicks in Oct. 5, when Michael Moore's incendiary flick arrives on DVD. In related news, folks who purchase Paris Hilton's new self-help tome, Confessions of an Heiress, can trade that in at any hospital for a CAT scan. read more

One Tree Hill Scoop!

WB's One Tree Hill ended its first season with one soapy twist after another: Nathan and Haley got married, Lucas left town, Deb had an affair and Dan had a heart attack. Here, executive producer Mark Schwann gives TV Guide Online the scoop on what we can expect in Season 2. And we're not just talking about Chad Michael Murray's cute new buzz cut!
TV Guide Online: Nathan and Haley getting married was quite a shock. Where do you go from there?
Mark Schwann:
I think the audience wants to know how Nathan and Haley's marriage is possible and what the decision-making [process] was. We'll meet her family in the first episode. Her father will be played by Huey Lewis. I think the audience loves Nathan and Haley, and wants to make sure [their marriage] is not being used as an excuse to cause friction in their relationship or break them up.

TVGO: Well, is it?
Schwann:
I've said all along, I'm a fan of the relationship. I think they're really read more

MEDICAL SETBACK

Comedian Rodney Dangerfield, who underwent heart-valve replacement surgery last month, has slipped into what his wife Joan is calling a "light coma." But in a statement, she added that her 82-year-old hubby "is starting to show signs of awareness, and we are all hopeful that he will regain full consciousness soon." read more

HELLO, HOLLYWOOD

Piano Man Billy Joel received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame Monday. "It looks like I'm always going be here," he said at the unveiling. Except when he's behind the wheel, in which case he'll be on your front lawn. read more

RATINGS WOES

Turns out Sunday's Emmy Awards weren't in fact the lowest rated ever, as I stated here yesterday. They were the second lowest. Either way, Elaine Stritch is still not gonna be happy. read more

LIFE AFTER FELICITY

The WB is getting back in business with J.J. Abrams, the dude who gave the network its best show ever, Felicity. (No offense, Buffy fans.) According to Variety, Abrams is developing a twentysomething-themed drama for the Frog net titled Six Degrees. read more

LOOK OUT, SPIDEY

The spoofmeisters behind Scary Movie 3 have zeroed in on their next target: superhero films. Variety reports that Dimension has given David Zucker, Craig Mazin and Robert Weiss the go-ahead on Superhero!, a comedy that parodies such films as Spider-Man, Batman and next summer's Fantastic Four. read more

SHOT DOWN

On Monday night, CSI: Miami scored 22 million viewers, effectively grounding time-slot rival LAX in its second week on the air. NBC's airport drama pulled in only 8 million pairs of eyeballs, ranking Heather Locklear and Co. a distant third in the Nielsens. (Ouch!) Meanwhile, Shannen Doherty's much-anticipated debut on North Shore did nothing to help Fox's struggling nighttime sudser, which was trounced by WB's 7th Heaven, for goodness sake. Seriously, if Heather can't save her show, what hope does Shannen have? read more

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