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Question: You are so darn ...

Question: You are so darn cute! It's a shame that you have to hide behind instead of, oh, I don't know, hosting specials on the TV Guide Channel! Are you single? 'Cause that would be a shame! — Stacey

Ausiello: Let's examine the facts: I'm 32 years old, I work for TV Guide, I'm on a first-name basis with Kermit and Miss Piggy and I have what is believed to be the largest Smurf collection this side of the Mississippi. So you tell me, Stacey: Am I single?

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Question: Any news on who is ...

Question: Any news on who is replacing Elisabeth Rohm on Law & Order? — Andrew

Ausiello: I heard they went with a newcomer. I don't know much about her, but based on this photo I spotted on the Web, I'd say she's a marked improvement.

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Question: Do you think ...

Question: Do you think Charmed will have an eighth season? — Chelsea

Ausiello: I'd say it's 50-50. Hey, is your last name Clinton by any chance?

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Question: You, Mariska ...

Question: You, Mariska Hargitay and Keri Russell all go for a boat ride one day. The boat begins to sink and you can only save one of them. What do you do? What do you do? — Kevin

Ausiello: I'd save Mariska, and Zach Braff, who decided to tag along at the last minute, would rescue Keri. Then we'd all go to Dairy Queen and laugh about it over a Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Blizzard.

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Question: I heard a rumor ...

Question: I heard a rumor that Jennifer Aniston is slated to appear on Joey. I have to know — and I will keep asking you until you answer! — Cami

Ausiello: You finally wore me down, Cami. No, Jennifer Aniston is not slated to appear on Joey.

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Question: I've been holding ...

Question: I've been holding off e-mailing you for a while lest you think I'm a weirdo stalker but dude, your "Entertainment News" and now this happy, fun column rock my world. Plus, all of your favorite shows are mine, too. My proposal — can I tag along with you for a day? I write, edit and make a mean call for takeout. — Larry

Ausiello: Ah, but how are your spooning skills?

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Question: Every year, TV ...

Question: Every year, TV Guide magazine puts out an issue trumpeting the "Best Show You're Not Watching," with the "you" being "us," the viewing public. So what's the best show you're not watching despite everyone on earth telling you that you should bow down and worship it? — Richard

Ausiello: Aside from Alias, I'd have to say Deadwood. I watched the first episode, fell asleep and never looked back. That said, I plan to revisit Season 1 when it arrives on DVD in January.

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Question: How about ranking ...

Question: How about ranking the top 50 wealthiest actors? — George

Ausiello: That's a great idea. Go for it, George.

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Question: Why has Scrubs been ...

Question: Why has Scrubs been completely ignored by the Emmys so far? — Chad Dowdell

Ausiello: The same reason The West Wing won four Emmys in a row: The voters take pleasure in my pain.

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Question: Who are you voting ...

Question: Who are you voting for? — Kathrine

Ausiello: You mean in today's poll? I'm voting for "They're in Jurassic Park."

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