Question: I wanted to find out if you know Tom Cruise's address so I can write to him. I realize that you don't usually post this on your site, but hoped you might send me an e-mail with some info. Betty
Ausiello: OK, but please don't tell him I gave it to you. OK? Here you go: Tom Cruise, 543 Stalker Lane, Stalker City, CA, 90210.
Question: Which will air first: The Apprentice or The Apprentice: Martha Stewart? Kirby
Ausiello: Well, they're both taping simultaneously this spring, so NBC can go either way. My guess is they'll want to start with Martha in the fall and save Donald for winter.
Question: Got any American Idol scoop? Connie S.
Ausiello: Will a blind item do? One particular chanteuse who has expressed a love of country has already been pegged the bitch of the group by her fellow crooners.
Question: When will Tru Calling be back on? The show hasn't been yanked, has it? Mary
Ausiello: I wondered what happened to you guys. I was beginning to worry.
Question: Dude, where is the Alias scoop you promised in last week's Ask Ausiello? I read and read and read... but there was nothing! Just tell me already. Chad
Ausiello: Check again, Chad. It's in there.
Question: Will Tara Reid be making any more appearances on Scrubs this season? Chris
Ausiello: Lord, I hope not.
Question: I read your column three times this week, and I didn't find the Alias spoiler you were touting. What gives? Kia
Ausiello: You'll be hearing from Chad soon.
Question: Now that NYPD Blue is over (sob!), where is the gorgeous Mark-Paul Gosselaar gonna go?!? Molly
Ausiello: To Vegas, baby. As reported in Entertainment News, the ex-Saved by the Beller just got hitched to an as-yet-untitled Fox dramedy set in a Sin City wedding chapel.
Question: CBS kept telling viewers not to miss the first 10 minutes of last week's special 90-minute CSI Miami, but once the opening credits and first batch of commercials ended, we were already eight minutes in! What's that all about? Dave
Ausiello: Beats me, but would a little scoop help ease your frustration? My itchy Miami mole tells me that Calleigh (Emily Procter) is gonna get a stalker, and "audiences will be surprised by who it is." Also, the first episode of May sweeps will be a Memento-structured, nonlinear episode and, before the year is done, look for Horatio to settle the score with Stetler for good.
Question: Why was your name conspicuously missing from Paris Hilton's published address book? Darlene
Ausiello: It wasn't. I'm listed under my alias, "Hot." Paris did that to protect my privacy in the event she hacked into her own Sidekick to get some publicity.