Today's News: Our Take

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The four surviving members of the Grateful Dead have decided to rename themselves the Dead. Good, because the Other Ones just wasn't doing it for me... CNN anchor Willow Bay is bolting the cable network because it can't accommodate her desire to work in Los Angeles... Former Ally McBeal star Josh Hopkins has landed the lead role on Fox's Steven Bochco-produced futuristic cop pilot NYPD 2069. read more

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"Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake... the guy who played Steve Urkel [Family Matters co-star Jaleel White], Stevie Wonder and Tom Cruise. Yeah, I'd watch that!" — Celebrity Mole: Hawaii finalist Erik von Detten (The Princess Diaries) on the performers ABC ought to recruit for its next all-star installment read more

THEY HAD US FOOLED

Did you feel duped by Monday's misleading Joe Millionaire? You're not alone. Fox is taking heat from angry viewers who were under the impression that Evan Marriott would choose between his two remaining bachelorettes — Sarah and Zora — at the end of the episode. Instead, Joe fans had to sit through a lame 60-minute clip/recap show only to discover that Evan wouldn't make his decision until next week's two-hour finale! "Perhaps we took too much dramatic license with what information would be revealed," a Fox rep tells USA Today. "We apologize if anyone's dissatisfied." In the end, Fox's scheme worked: Monday's episode attracted 24 million viewers — the show's largest audience to date. read more

A Final Farewell for Buffy and Angel


More evidence that this will be the last season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Execs at UPN and the WB have apparently put their stakes down long enough to allow The Chosen One (Sarah Michelle Gellar) and her soulless mate Angel (David Boreanaz) to partake in a farewell crossover. Sources confirm for TV Guide Online that Boreanaz will appear in what will likely be the series finale of Buffy in May.

Although Boreanaz — whose WB spinoff series Angel is also bouncing on the renewal bubble — wouldn't confirm that he's headed back to Sunnydale, he did concede in a recent interview with TV Guide Online that "fans would enjoy that. It would be really nice for them." UPN's response? read more

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Tim Allen is in talks to develop and star in Paramount's upcoming remake of Father Knows Best... White Oleander star Alison Lohman has been chosen as ShoWest 2003's Female Star of Tomorrow... Monday Night Football vet Al Michaels has signed a new multiyear deal at ABC Sports. read more

SLOPPY SECONDS

The major broadcast networks are in no mood for sex. ABC, NBC and Fox have rejected HBO's proposal to air sanitized reruns of Sex and the City for $3 million an episode. And word has it that CBS will pass on the offer as well. According to Variety, the networks balked at the price. read more

DUDE, YOU'RE BUSTED!

Dell computer pitchman Ben Curtis, arrested Sunday night in Manhattan on a marijuana possession charge, is one lucky dude. At Monday's arraignment, the judge said the case would be dismissed if Curtis stays out of trouble for a year. He could have faced three months in jail. read more

Confess, Celebrity Mole! Confess!


It's always the quiet ones. Softspoken Celebrity Mole: Hawaii contestant Erik von Detten swears to TV Guide Online that viewers will be "110 percent positively" surprised when the saboteur is unmasked on tomorrow night's finale (at 10 ET on ABC). But us? Eh, not so much. Although the Dinotopia star refuses to spill the beans, our money's still 110 percent positively on him!

From the beginning, von Detten's reserved personality made him our primary suspect. However, he argues that next to boisterous competitors like Stephen Baldwin and Corbin Bernsen, Roseanne would've come off read more

THEY HAD IT COMIN'

Nominations for the 75th annual Academy Awards were announced this morning and, not surprisingly, Chicago danced off with a field-best 13 nods, including best picture, best actress (Renée Zellweger), best supporting actress (Queen Latifah and Catherine Zeta-Jones), best supporting actor (John C. Reilly), best adapted screenplay (Bill Condon) and best director (Rob Marshall). It'll comp read more

BUFFY SCOOP!

More evidence that this will be the last season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: David Boreanaz, star of the WB's Angel, is slated to cross over to the UPN cult hit in May for the show's (likely) series finale, sources confirm for TV Guide Online. For more, click here. read more

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