Lucille Bluth (Jessica Walters), Arrested Development
Drink of choice: Cloudmir vodka
Who doesn't like a hearty breakfast of vodka and a piece of toast? Lucille Bluth was rarely seen without a drink in her hand on Arrested Development, and her love of alcohol may be the only proof that Mama Bluth actually feels human emotions. Whether she's upset over the lack of alcohol in rehab or confusing a warning label on a pill bottle for a wink, Lucille is one woman we'll raise our glass to every time.