What, you were thinking Cartoon Network? The CW won in the voting for sexiest network, thanks in no small part to Supernatural and the new Melrose Place. And the winner in our next category.

Congratulations, Smallville. Superpowers are never not-sexy. Unless you're the Hulk. And even then, after a few green beers...

Most Totally Awesome Show That Sounds Terrible When You Try to Explain it to Others: Lost Just watch it.

How strong is Lost in this category? It beat a show called FlashForward.

Best Show About a Suburbanite with an Edgy Secret Life: Dexter Congratulations to our favorite dad/serial killer.

Men Want to Be Him/Women Want to Be With Him Award: Sawyer, Lost He's well-read and has very nice hair.

Women Want to Be Her/Men Want to Be With Her Award: Sarah, Chuck Again, great hair. And if she was your girlfriend, you wouldn't have to punch out dudes who made crass remarks at her. Because she'd judo-chop them herself.

Strangely, more of the weeping occurs during kissy scenes than after people die on the operating table.

Character You Most Hope Will Please Go Away Now, Please: Terri Schuster, Glee Ummm... Congratulations!!!

Vampire You Most Wish Would Give You a Bite: Damon, The Vampire Diaries Wait, how hard a bite are we talking about?

We're guessing what you meant was, "nothing on the air right now."