Dirty Sexy Money's Simon Elder - We'd never want someone to bring down ol' Tripp, no. But if it has to happen, at least Blair Underwood's mover and shaker does it with cocksure style.

Lost's James "Sawyer" Ford - On a show jam-packed with mysteries and enigmas, this much is 100 percent certain: Josh Holloway's con-turned-castaway is our perfect idea of a shipwrecked companion.

24's Jack Bauer - What's that you say, Jack "Drop it" We'll never drop our affinity for the way Kiefer Sutherland delivers all-day, never-waning swagger.

Dexter's Dexter Morgan - There are lady-killers and then there are lady-killers. Provided we could stay on his good side, a date with Michael C. Hall's antihero would slay us in only the best way.

Reaper's Devil - Is it the can't-be-trusted smirk we've admired since Ray Wise's Twin Peaks days Or the simple fact that you know the Dev's a naughty boy Either way, this Beelzebub is sexy as hell.

Friday Night Lights' Tim Riggins - Many a gal fell for a Riggins back in high school, and now we're doing it again. If eyeing Taylor Kitsch's bad boy is wrong, we don't want to be right!