Despite a wooden rumba and less-than-stellar Argentine tango, Ty lives on to dance another week, denying (or, as some would say, robbing) Lil' Kim a spot in the semifinals. But he can't possibly make it into the finals… can he?

"The rumba was mostly one big disaster for me... Chelsie did most of the dancing, and what Ty did was often stiff and awkward. I did find it cute that he directed his "hip-shaking" solo at his wife at the end." — FrenchCelt

Gilles sizzled in the foxtrot, but he inexplicably underwhelmed in a floor-rolling, moonwalk-inspired rumba, which prevented him from regaining the top spot and your votes. The French stud only received 11 percent of the vote — his lowest tally ever.

"I liked their foxtrot, but I'm not certain it was worth that score! Maybe I had too high of expectations for his rumba; it was a disappointment to me. I hated his solo, and for me, the rumba should be about being sensual, not having sex on the floor! I knew Len was going to call them out on that one!" — fldancingfan

Melissa knows how to rise from the ashes (and onto another reality show), so her comeback — featuring her first perfect 30 — should come as no surprise. Still, only 19 percent of our voters think the Mirrorball trophy will have her name on it. Does her other boob need to pop out to get more votes?

Mark cost Shawn a 30 with his rule-breaking quickstep choreography, but the Olympic champ is still perfect in 69 percent of our voters' minds. She has two more chances to get that perfect score this week. Now, how do we ensure Mark follows the rules?

"I thought Shawn's first dance was fantastic. Her solo in the second impressed me only because the moves really showed off her muscles. Wow that girl is a powerhouse!" — allie08