Mon May 4 5:45am
Sky High STARZ

A dorky teen (Michael Angarano) attending a high school for superheroes finds it hard to live up to the expectations of his legendary parents (Kurt Russell, Kelly Preston). Derivative Disney fantasy. Danielle Panabaker. Directed by Mike Mitchell.

Mon May 4 2:00pm
Family GuySaving Private Brian(Season 5, Episode 4) TBS

Brian and Stewie join the Army. Chris wants to as well but Lois won't let him, so he joins a goth-rock band instead and immediately becomes very surly. Guest voices include Louis Gossett Jr. as the drill sergeant and Macaulay Culkin as one of Chris's bandm (more…)

Mon May 4 6:00pm
SeinfeldThe Bris(Season 5, Episode 5) TBS

Godparenting is a chore for Jerry and Elaine; tragedy befalls George's car; Kramer decries a genetic experiment. Mohel: Charles Levin. Myra: Jeannie Elias. Stan: Tom Alan Robbins. Mrs. Sweedler: Debra Mooney.

Mon May 4 6:30pm
SeinfeldThe Lip Reader(Season 5, Episode 6) TBS

Marlee Matlin plays a tennis lineswoman who's game to help George learn why he's been dumped. Gwen: Linda Kash. Driver: Christopher Darga. Todd: Jerry Sroka. George: Jason Alexander.

Mon May 4 7:00pm
SeinfeldThe Barber(Season 5, Episode 8) TBS

Jerry wants to switch barbers without hurting anyone's feelings; George goes to work, but was he hired? Gino: David Ciminello. Enzo: Antony Ponzini. Tuttle: Jack Shearer. Pensky: Michael Fairman. Newman: Wayne Knight.

Mon May 4 7:30pm
SeinfeldThe Nonfat Yogurt(Season 5, Episode 7) TBS

Jerry and Elaine's suspicion about "nonfat" yogurt figures into New York City's mayoral race. Peter Keleghan. Newman: Wayne Knight. George: Jason Alexander. Estelle: Estelle Harris. Kramer: Michael Richards.

Mon May 4 8:00pm
Family GuyCall Girl(Season 11, Episode 14) TBS

When financial woes compel Lois to get a job, she's discovered by a voice-over talent agent who hires her for a well-paying gig at an adults-only phone line, where she's rather surprised when one of her callers turns out to be Peter.

Mon May 4 8:30pm
Family GuyTurban Cowboy(Season 11, Episode 15) TBS

A skydiving accident lands Peter in the hospital, where he befriends a guy named Mahmoud who convinces him to convert to Islam, but Quagmire and Joe suspect that Mahmoud has ulterior motives.

Mon May 4 11:00pm
Family GuyRoasted GuyNew(Season 13, Episode 16) TOON

After his alleged friends hurt his feelings by roasting him, Peter takes comfort with a mean-girl clique, and ignores Lois when she warns that they may be gossiping about him behind his back.

Mon May 4 11:30pm
Family GuySave the Clam(Season 11, Episode 19) TOON

Peter, Quagmire and Joe rally to save their favorite bar when it is shut down after the owner is killed, while Meg takes an after-school job at a funeral parlor.

Tue May 5 12:00am
Rules of EngagementGuy Code(Season 2, Episode 4) WGNA

Jeff asks Audrey to be silent about his friend's infidelity, telling her that it's part of the “guy code.” Danielle: Mircea Monroe. Ray: Tim Conlon. Katy: Bess Meyer.

Tue May 5 12:30am
Rules of EngagementEngagement Party(Season 2, Episode 7) WGNA

Heather Locklear reprises her role as Audrey's sister Barbara, who visits and announces she's getting a divorce, which makes Russell think he has a chance with her. Woman: Mim Drew. Guest: Mark Fite.

Tue May 5 1:30am
Family GuyRoasted Guy(Season 13, Episode 16) TOON

After his alleged friends hurt his feelings by roasting him, Peter takes comfort with a mean-girl clique, and ignores Lois when she warns that they may be gossiping about him behind his back.

Tue May 5 2:00am
Family GuySave the Clam(Season 11, Episode 19) TOON

Peter, Quagmire and Joe rally to save their favorite bar when it is shut down after the owner is killed, while Meg takes an after-school job at a funeral parlor.

Tue May 5 6:00am
Rules of EngagementFlirting(Season 4, Episode 1) TBS

In the fourth-season opener, one of Jeff's female colleagues flirts with him; and Russell gets Timmy to get his phone from a one-night stand's apartment.

Tue May 5 2:00pm
Family GuyWhistle While Your Wife Works(Season 5, Episode 5) TBS

Peter is unable to work after injuring his hands playing with fireworks, so Lois fills in for him and awakens his workplace sexual fantasies in the process. Meanwhile, Brian is dating a young woman (voice of Drew Barrymore) who's not very smart, and Stewie (more…)

Tue May 5 6:00pm
SeinfeldThe Masseuse(Season 5, Episode 9) TBS

Jerry's masseuse-girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) doesn't like George; Elaine's boyfriend (Anthony Cistaro) shares a moniker with a mass murderer. Karen: Lisa Edelstein. George: Jason Alexander. Kramer: Michael Richards.

Tue May 5 6:30pm
SeinfeldThe Cigar Store Indian(Season 5, Episode 10) TBS

Reading TV GUIDE nets Elaine an admirer (Sam Lloyd), but gets her into trouble with George's father; Jerry's gift to Elaine offends her friend (Kimberly Norris).

Tue May 5 7:00pm
SeinfeldThe Conversion(Season 5, Episode 11) TBS

George wants to change religions for the sake of romance, while Kramer is attracted to a novice nun (Molly Hagan). Doctor: Tom Verica. Sasha: Jana Marie Hupp. Priest: Kay E. Kuter. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

Tue May 5 7:30pm
SeinfeldThe Stall(Season 5, Episode 12) TBS

George is charmed by Elaine's new boyfriend (Dan Cortese); Kramer thinks Jerry's new girlfriend (Jami Gertz) is his phone-sex mate. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. George: Jason Alexander.

Tue May 5 11:00pm
Family GuyAnd Then There Were Fewer - Part 1(Season 9, Episode 1) TOON

Part 1 of 2. James Woods (voice of James Woods), who has recently found religion, invites much of Quahog to meet his new companion (voice of Ashley Tisdale) and to atone for past sins. But then there's a murder. It won't be the only one.

Wed May 6 12:00am
Rules of EngagementBag Ladies(Season 2, Episode 5) WGNA

Russell dates a “bag lady” and experiences the pitfalls of the relationship; Adam gives into Jennifer's wishes and gets a “man bag”; and Jeff and Audrey try to start rumors about their own sex life, but are upset when no one cares.

Wed May 6 12:30am
Rules of EngagementOld School Jeff(Season 2, Episode 6) WGNA

Jeff skips a wedding to spend a night out with the guys, and Audrey worries that he'll get drunk and do something embarrassing. Judd: Zach Mills. Bride: Sue Nelson. Big Guy: Richard Austin.

Wed May 6 1:30am
Family GuyAnd Then There Were Fewer - Part 1(Season 9, Episode 1) TOON

Part 1 of 2. James Woods (voice of James Woods), who has recently found religion, invites much of Quahog to meet his new companion (voice of Ashley Tisdale) and to atone for past sins. But then there's a murder. It won't be the only one.

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