Mon Aug 3 1:20am
A Million Ways to Die in the West HBO2

A hapless farmhand loses his girl when he ducks out of a fight in the ridiculously dangerous Old West. Consequently, he turns to the beautiful wife of a gunfighter to teach him how to shoot.

Mon Aug 3 11:30am
How I Met Your MotherWorld's Greatest Couple(Season 2, Episode 5) FX

When Lily's tiny apartment becomes unbearable, Barney uncharacteristically lets her stay with him, then gets her to pretend she's his wife and chase away one-night stands the morning after.

Mon Aug 3 12:00pm
How I Met Your MotherAldrin Justice(Season 2, Episode 6) FX

Believing that Marshall's recently divorced professor (Jane Seymour) is giving out poor grades because of unfulfilled sexual needs, Barney sets out to satisfy her; Lily gets a job in Ted's office and tries to teach his insufferable boss (Bryan Cranston) a (more…)

Mon Aug 3 12:30pm
How I Met Your MotherSwarley(Season 2, Episode 7) FX

Marshall starts dating a woman and they really hit it off, but Barney and Ted tell him he has to dump her because she has "crazy eyes."

Mon Aug 3 1:00pm
How I Met Your MotherAtlantic City(Season 2, Episode 8) FX

Marshall and Lily, together again, decide to elope in Atlantic City, and they gather Barney, Ted and Robin to take part in the wedding.

Mon Aug 3 1:30pm
How I Met Your MotherSlap Bet(Season 2, Episode 9) FX

Everyone discovers that Robin has an aversion to malls because of a secret from her past, and Ted tries to get her to reveal what happened. Barney is convinced she made a porn film, while Marshall thinks she's married. Reverend: Wayne Nickel.

Mon Aug 3 10:00pm
How I Met Your MotherBrunch(Season 2, Episode 3) WGNA

Ted flies his parents to New York to celebrate their 30th anniversary and meet Robin, but a brunch outing proves disastrous when Ted learns something startling about his mum and dad.

Mon Aug 3 10:30pm
How I Met Your MotherTed Mosby, Architect(Season 2, Episode 4) WGNA

Robin and Ted have their first fight after she tells him his architect work stories are boring. Then, believing Ted may be cheating to get back at her, Robin goes to find him.

Tue Aug 4 1:20am
How I Met Your MotherFirst Time in New York(Season 2, Episode 12) TVLAND

Robin wants to tell Ted she loves him, but she can't make the leap. Meanwhile, her sister (Lucy Hale) visits and brings her boyfriend (Ryan Pinkston), and Robin doesn't react well when her sister says she's ready to lose her virginity. Brian: Brian Kubach (more…)

Tue Aug 4 2:00am
How I Met Your MotherColumns(Season 2, Episode 13) TVLAND

When Ted is constantly insulted by his former boss (Bryan Cranston), who is now working for him on a project, he is told to fire the man, but he finds that a hard thing to do. Meanwhile, Barney offers Lily a lot of money to paint a nude portrait of him.

Tue Aug 4 11:00am
How I Met Your MotherThe Three Days Rule(Season 4, Episode 21) LIFE

Ted starts texting a woman he recently met, breaking one of Barney and Marshall's relationship rules, so the pair pretend to be the woman to play a joke on Ted.

Tue Aug 4 11:30am
How I Met Your MotherRight Place Right Time(Season 4, Episode 22) LIFE

Ted runs into an old flame and learns a life lesson about destiny. Meanwhile, Barney celebrates his 200th. No need to explain more. Milt: Dan Castellaneta.

Tue Aug 4 12:00pm
How I Met Your MotherAs Fast as She Can(Season 4, Episode 23) LIFE

An acquaintance of Ted's feels guilty about a previous wrong and tries to atone for it by helping Ted get a job. Meanwhile, Barney thinks he can talk his way out of a speeding ticket.

Tue Aug 4 12:30pm
How I Met Your MotherSingle Stamina(Season 2, Episode 10) FX

Barney's black, gay brother, James (Wayne Brady), visits and Robin, the only one in the group who's never met him, is surprised. But James has a surprise for Barney that he finds hard to accept. Concerned Guy: Jamison Yang. Muscular Guy: Timothy Heinrich (more…)

Tue Aug 4 12:30pm
How I Met Your MotherThe Leap(Season 4, Episode 24) LIFE

In the fourth-season finale, Ted works feverishly to promote his business while Marshall tries to get him to the roof for a surprise 31st birthday party.

Tue Aug 4 1:00pm
How I Met Your MotherHow Lily Stole Christmas(Season 2, Episode 11) FX

Ted almost ruins Christmas for everyone when, still carrying around anger toward Lily, he calls her a horribly disgusting name.

Tue Aug 4 1:00pm
How I Met Your MotherDefinitions(Season 5, Episode 1) LIFE

In the fifth-season opener, the friends discover that Barney and Robin are secretly a couple; and Ted stresses over his first lecture as a Columbia professor.

Tue Aug 4 1:30pm
How I Met Your MotherFirst Time in New York(Season 2, Episode 12) FX

Robin wants to tell Ted she loves him, but she can't make the leap. Meanwhile, her sister (Lucy Hale) visits and brings her boyfriend (Ryan Pinkston), and Robin doesn't react well when her sister says she's ready to lose her virginity. Brian: Brian Kubach (more…)

Tue Aug 4 1:30pm
How I Met Your MotherDouble Date(Season 5, Episode 2) LIFE

Ted goes on a blind date and realizes he went out with the woman before on an arranged date seven years earlier; and Barney takes Marshall on a guys' night out.

Tue Aug 4 2:00pm
How I Met Your MotherColumns(Season 2, Episode 13) FX

When Ted is constantly insulted by his former boss (Bryan Cranston), who is now working for him on a project, he is told to fire the man, but he finds that a hard thing to do. Meanwhile, Barney offers Lily a lot of money to paint a nude portrait of him.

Tue Aug 4 2:00pm
How I Met Your MotherRobin 101(Season 5, Episode 3) LIFE

Robin thinks Barney's cheating, but she soon sees it's just the opposite: He's spending his nights getting lessons from Ted on how to date Robin.

Tue Aug 4 2:30pm
How I Met Your MotherMonday Night Football(Season 2, Episode 14) FX

The gang feel obligated to attend a funeral being held while the Super Bowl is being played, and they vow to avoid hearing anything about the game so they can all watch it the next night. Emmitt Smith has a cameo. Doug: Nicholas Roget-King. Producer: Moniq (more…)

Tue Aug 4 2:30pm
How I Met Your MotherThe Sexless Innkeeper(Season 5, Episode 4) LIFE

Marshall and Lily hope that Robin and Barney will be their new double-date friends, but they are a little too enthusiastic, prompting Robin and Barney to break up with them.

Tue Aug 4 3:00pm
How I Met Your MotherDuel Citizenship(Season 5, Episode 5) LIFE

Barney tries to persuade Robin to become a U.S. citizen; and Ted and Marshall's road trip hits a bump when Lily decides to come along. Kenny Rogers provides the narration on an audio book the friends listen to on their trip.

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