Miss J. is making this show lately. From her Esther Williams flipper ensemble to her Fashion Police Witch to her sweet little schoolgirl cornrows, she's a burst of fresh air among all these young things who take themselves so damn seriously and forget that fashion is fun. Thank god Cassandra took her last remaining inches of hair so seriously; we can be done with her, and she can go home to put in hair extensions and become Miss USA — her words, not mine. Fashion is also about transforming yourself constantly, Cassie; otherwise, we might as well wear uniforms. Meanwhile, Miss J. astutely notes that "Sarah is one big huge ball of confusion," and in more ways than one. After two makeout sessions with Kim, a quarter of the way through the show we finally find out that she has a boyfriend back home. And Kim laments that she knows straight girls "like the back of my hand." Love that Bre thinks Kim should stick to getting girls insread more