Television's Worst Couples

Susan Mayer and anyone, Desperate Housewives

Why can't Susan keep a man? Some would say she chooses poorly: Her first ex-husband, Carl, was a big, fat cheater and her second ex, Mike, had a shady criminal past. But as Edie pointed out to Susan — while the two were trapped in a basement — maybe the problem is Susan. After seeing Edie's hilarious chart of Susan's failed relationships, we hope Susan will take a little time away from men and work on herself.