The Best TV B----es

Alexis Carrington Colby, Dynasty

The godmother of TV b----es. As fashionable as she was acid-tongued, when Alexis wasn't trying to rule over her children, she was focused on destroying the life of her former husband, Blake, and his new wife Krystle. The result was a number of hilariously delightful catfights, including one that ended with Alexis and Krystle in a lily pond and another where Alexis tried to strangle her opponent with a feather boa. Just thinking of it gives us the urge to light up one of Alexis' signature Nat Sherman cigarillos.