14. Wilfred Brimley, Our House
"It's thick and is kind of an old-school Western mustache. You can tell a lot about a man by his mustache. Brimley's mustache is rough around the edges, and he is rough around the edges. It's kind of gruff and has the same personality of Wilfred Brimley. He's just a cranky old dude who pimps oatmeal. It changes color sometimes, but it's always there. I don't think I've ever seen his lips."
