7. Ted Levine, Monk
"Tony Shalhoub keeps winning Emmys for Monk, but Ted Levine's mustache keeps stealing scenes from him. It's so thick, and he looks like a 1970s police warden. It's like he's smuggling a poodle between his nose and lip. But the best thing about that mustache is that it's the antithesis of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. After that role, he probably wants to look like a tough guy all the time."
