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Joe Carroll (James Purefoy), The Following
We knew Joe Carroll was a grizzly serial killer, but nothing could have prepared us for his grizzly Season 2 beard. It seems Carroll's grooming habits aren't nearly as razor-sharp as his wit. Since he faked his death, we guess this technically could be a beard of disguise. But after losing his family and — more importantly — his cult, Carroll has got his fair share of sorrows.