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MICKEY'S NEW FRIENDS

Is the Walt Disney Company big enough for Minnie Mouse and Miss Piggy? It better be now that Disney has acquired rights to the Muppets. In addition to Kermit and Co., the deal — announced late Tuesday by Disney and the Jim Henson Company — includes the entire Muppet film and television library as well as Bear in the Big Blue House. The pact doesn't, however, include Sesame Street characters such as Big Bird and Ernie. Those guys are owned by Sesame Workshop. read more

MORE HIGH STAKES

In other Angel news, rumors that the axed WB drama could follow in Buffy the Vampire Slayer's footsteps and put down stakes at rival network UPN are just that — rumors. "We've talked about the possibility," Whedon says, "but it's a long shot." A UPN spokeswoman had no comment, but an Angel insider confirms that execs at Twentieth Century Fox (Angel's producer) are putting together a proposal for UPN. read more

LOVE AND LAW

Courtney Love appeared in a Beverly Hills courtroom Tuesday for a hearing on charges of possessing two prescription painkillers. Last week, Love skipped the hearing because she said she didn't have a professional bodyguard. That led the judge to issue (and later withdraw) a warrant for her arrest. Love's due back in court on March 16, when she'll learn if she must stand trial. read more

HIGH STAKES

Angel fans may be deeply divided as to whether or not a certain slayer should play a part in the show's series finale in May, but exec producer Joss Whedon isn't: He wants Sarah Michelle Gellar back. "We'll put out some feelers [again] to see if there's some interest there," he told TV Guide Online last night. "We'd certainly love to have her." But Gellar nixed an earlier offer to guest-star on Angel this season and Whedon says he isn't "banking" on her changing her mind. Still, we had to ask: If the Chosen One were to reappear in the Buffyverse, which of her undead loves would she be returning for — Spike or Angel? "You think I'm going to tell you that? I'm not going to tell you that," Whedon says. "If she were to come back it would be to answer that question." read more

NOT SO FAST

William Petersen might want to investigate the terms of his CSI deal. As reported here yesterday, the actor hinted in the current issue of Playboy magazine that he might leave his gig on TV's No. 1 show "at the end of next year." But before you could say "negotiations ploy," a CBS source presented TV Guide Online with some rather damning evidence: Petersen is contractually bound to play Gil Grissom through the 2006-07 season. read more

SHORT CUTS

Pop diva Tina Turner has signed on to appear in the upcoming Merchant Ivory film The Goddess. The 65-year-old music legend reportedly will play the Hindu goddess Shakti... Sopranos star Edie Falco and Chloe Sevigny (Boys Don't Cry) will make their sitcom debuts when they play a pair of lesbian real estate moguls on the March 11 Will & Grace, USA Today reports... CBS' The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn celebrates its 1,000th episode tonight with comedian John Cleese and Arrested Development actress Portia de Rossi... Selma read more

Daniel's Cautionary TV Tale Picture...

Daniel's Cautionary TV Tale

Picture this tragic tableau: After a hard day at work, my best friend Troy and I are parked in front of the television, munching peanut brittle and watching Jewelry Showcase on QVC. We are mesmerized by the sparkling, fake diamond ring on the screen. The nice hostess insists it'll look real when it's delivered. I scoff, at first — then quietly begin to seriously contemplate it as a gift for Mom... Soooooo sparkly... Suddenly, I snap out of my QVC trance, horrified. Turning to Troy, I cry: "Oh, no! We've become white trash!"

He drops the peanut brittle and grabs the clicker. The spell is broken; we're free. But I remind Troy of the lesson I learned back in high school, when prank calling QVC operators was a favorite after-school pastime. "You may tune in to QVC just to make fun, but don't watch too long, lest ye be lulled into a home-shopping coma. That's how they getcha, my friend." And now, we shake off the D read more

Disney Starlet Broadway Bound


"What's the sitch?" That's the question usually asked on Disney Channel's popular action 'toon, Kim Possible. For Christy Carlson Romano — the voice behind the cheerleader-turned-crime-fighter — here's the sitch: At 19, the Even Stevens star will be the youngest performer ever to play the role of Belle in Beauty and the Beast on Broadway. She debuts today. So we decided to call — not beep — Romano to reach her about returning to the Great White Way.

If you didn't get that "beep" reference, don't feel bad — it just means you're old. "It has always been a dream of mine to be Belle," she tells TV Guide Online. "Most of the girls who are either big fans of Even Stevens or Kim Possible are about 6 to 14, so they love Belle, anyway. But they'll see me in a different light, I think."

Well, not too different. Though theatergoers will get to witness her singing and dancing talents, Be read more

FAREWELL

Actress Jan Miner, best known as Palmolive's iconic hand-soaking spokeswoman Madge, died Sunday in Connecticut at the age of 86. In addition to her commercial career, Miner also worked on Broadway and in films, including the Dustin Hoffman-headlined pic Lenny. read more

Idol's Incredible Shrinking Judge

There's something missing from American Idol this season — 90 pounds of something to be exact. No, we're not referring to Paula Abdul's suspicious sick-outs. We're talking about Randy Jackson's dramatic weight loss as a result of gastric-bypass surgery. TV Guide Online recently got an up close look at the newly svelte TV judge during his recent PR stop in New York City. Naturally, we used the opportunity to get the skinny on the dawg's sizeable makeover, as well as his take on Boobygate, Justin Guarini and a certain national treasure we like to call Scooter Girl.
TV Guide Online: How has the stomach-shrinking surgery affected your eating habits?
Randy Jackson:
Pretty drastically, because there's only so much you can eat. If you eat too much, you get sick. If you eat too fast, you wind up throwing it up. There are certain foods that I can't eat anymore. Whatever food that I eat needs to be moist. And I have to chew it until it's just down t read more

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