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Question: Did 7th Heaven's ...

Question: Did 7th Heaven's Happy the dog die in real life? I read that he died on the WB site's message board. Please clear this up for me. — Mel, Fla.

Televisionary: You're barking up the wrong tree, Mel. A nice lady at the WB tells me Happy is alive and well. Don't believe such tails.

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Yes, Dear This episode makes me...

Yes, Dear
This episode makes me ask myself one question: How nice would the guesthouse have to be for me to willingly move onto a crazy rich old man's property? Hmmm.

Eve
Have we ever discussed the fact that this show is called Eve — the real name of its rap star — but the star's character's name is Shelley? I'm just saying.

But anyway...

Why is Eve, I mean, Shelley, forcing J.T.'s hand? "Does our relationship have a future?" she asked. "Can you see yourself spending the rest of your life with me?" Now you know that's a dangerous question. Even if he does see himself having a future with you (which he does), he doesn't want to think of it in those terms. Girl, have you lost your mind?

The Swan: The Pageant
OK. The "world's most unique pageant" was also the world's worst pageant ever in the history of bathing-suit competitions everywhere. I mean, damn: Just because something read more

Question: I was wondering if ...

Question: I was wondering if The Dead Zone will be returning anytime soon. I love the show and it ended in a cliff-hanger. — Diane B., Colorado Springs, Colo.

Televisionary: That it will, Diane. Look for the USA favorite on June 6 at 10 pm/ET.

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Question: Hello. Can you ...

Question: Hello. Can you please help me find the Tennyson piece that Frasier quoted in his final episode? Thanks so much! — Jeanne B., Secaucus, N.J.

Televisionary: No problem, Jeanne; I'm always happy to help promote the cause of literacy in pop TV. That was from "Ulysses," which you'll find in Tennyson's Poems, in Two Volumes, as well as a whole slew of collections. It's too long to run in its entirety (for that you can look here, among other places). But here are the parts Kelsey Grammer read in the finale of the show. (He cut a couple lines out; so I did, too, because accuracy's my bag — at least, when I'm not making the rare mistake you eagle-eyed guys are so happy to correct.):

It may be that the gulfs will wash us down
It may be we shall touch the Happy Isles...
...and tho'
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GET YOUR GROOVE (BACK) ON

American Idol producer Simon Fuller is teaming up with Dick Clark to resurrect TV's seminal song-and-dance revue, American Bandstand. The new version, which will feature a fresh competition element, is slated to debut in summer 2005. read more

Question: Who played one of ...

Question: Who played one of the detectives in the made-for-TV movie The Perfect Murder on Lifetime? Was it Kris Kristolferson or Tom Skillet? — Kimberly H., Conshohocken, Pa.

Televisionary: I assume you mean the 2000 movie Perfect Murder, Perfect Town. If so, that was Kris Kristofferson, Diane. I also assume you mean Tom Skerritt. Nope, wasn't him. Nor was it Tom Skillet. I checked on that, and it didn't pan out.

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Question: Am I imagining ...

Question: Am I imagining things, or did I see Sesame Street's Maria on an episode of Law & Order, and Gina on a few episodes of The Sopranos? If so, they've come a long way from fixing toasters and treating animals. — Patricia M., Wheaton, Ill.

Televisionary: That they have, Patricia.

It was indeed Sonia Manzano, who has portrayed Maria on the Street for more than three decades, playing Barbara Benitez in the March 3 L&O episode "Hands Free." And you weren't alone in recognizing her. While shooting that installment, "The sound guy kept calling me Maria and telling me he grew up watching me. It was funny," she told The Detroit News.

As for Alison Bartlett, who portrays Gina, if you saw her on The Sopranos as the girlfriend of Tony B. (Steve Buscemi), the read more

Question: Was The Paper ...

Question: Was The Paper Chase's John Houseman a real law professor before he took up acting? I thought I remembered reading that. — Jonathan T., Stoneham, Mass.

Televisionary: Nope. But the late Houseman, who passed away in 1988, was many other things, certainly, before taking that role. Matter of fact, he didn't even start acting until he was 70, though by then he was already renowned as a theater and film innovator.

Born Jacques Haussmann, the Romanian native was in New York by the age of 25, cornering the soybean market as well as writing reviews and short stories. However, his business career was not to be: He was wiped out in the Depression and turned to the stage. He directed and produced and then hooked up with a young Orson Welles, working under the WPA to form the Negro Theater Project and Classical Theater and staging, among other things, a voodoo version of Macbeth. The two went on to form the Mercury Theater, scaring the he read more

Will Seinfeld's Pal Be a Star?


The summer lull — just after May sweeps mania and before the fall TV season — is when networks like testing out iffy new material. Case in point: Come to Papa, an NBC sitcom starring stand-up comic Tom Papa. Basically, he plays a suburban New Jersey newspaper reporter who dreams of a life less ordinary as a comedy writer. How'd this unknown land such a plum gig? Well, his showbiz connections — particularly ex-NBC golden boy Jerry Seinfeld — didn't exactly hurt.

"I'm friends with Jerry. He kind of discovered me in the [comedy] clubs about five years ago, and I have been on tour with him," Papa explains, adding hopefully, "Seinfeld also debuted in the summer, so maybe that's a good omen. It's kind of strange how we've mirrored the same route he's taken. He had a pilot and it took a while to get up on its feet. Once it did, it was supposed to [debut] in the spring and they moved it to the summer, the same way that we did. read more

GREEN DAY

We knew that green ogre was big, but not this big. Shrek 2 grossed $104.3 million at the weekend box office, the second-best three-day haul in history behind Spider-Man. Since opening Wednesday, the animated flick has brought in $125.3 million — another record. Last week's No. 1 film, the Greek comedy Troy, fell to No. 2 with $23.8 million for a total of $85.8 million. Third-place Van Helsing, meanwhile, crossed the $100-million mark with weekend ticket sales of $10.1 million. read more

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