Nikki quits her retail job after landing a teaching position at a dance school, but dislikes working for her abrasive new boss. Meanwhile, Mary faces danger in her job as a process server. Stan: Mike Hagerty. Frances: Natalija Nogulich. Mary: Susan Egan. Dwight: Nick Von Esmarch. Jupiter: Toby Huss.
Nikki and Dwight try to secure reservations at a fancy restaurant for Dwight's birthday, but Nikki's efforts embarrass her husband and endanger his health. Hostess: Michelle Azar. Nurse No. 1: Diane Robin. Nurse No. 2: Julie Claire. Dwight: Nick Von Esmarch. Jupiter: Toby Huss. Mary: Susan Egan.
Nikki loans Mary money so she can buy Jupiter a car, but a dispute over the amount of the loan threatens a planned weekend trip to the Grand Canyon that both couples hoped to take together. Mary: Susan Egan. Jupiter: Toby Huss. Dwight: Nick Von Esmarch.
Nikki contemplates cutting her long hair and tries out a wig to see how she would look, but Dwight's reaction to it isn't what she expected. Meanwhile, Dwight and Jupiter work in a homeless shelter after getting ticketed for setting up the Ring of Death in a public park without a license. Police Officer: Lisa Lord. Kid: Sebastian Jude. Homeless Man: Stan Yale. Dwight: Nick Von Esmarch. Jupiter: Toby Huss. Mary: Susan Egan.
Nikki loses her job at the Golden Calf Casino and must audition for dance parts at other venues. However, she soon finds that the notorious reputations of other former Golden Calf dancers impede her job search. Stacy: Danielle Fishel. Choreographer: Pamala Tyson. Salesclerk: Shirley Prestia. Jupiter: Toby Huss. Mary: Susan Egan. Dwight: Nick Von Esmarch.
Nikki and Dwight become part-time managers of their apartment building and Nikki suspects that a female tenant may be a prostitute working out of her home. Janet: Sheryl Underwood. Kim: Jenna Stewart. Carl: Joel Hurt Jones. Jupiter: Toby Huss. Mary: Susan Egan. Dwight: Nick Von Esmarch.
A record producer offers Nikki a chance to become a singer, but the time required to do so may force her to quit her day job. Meanwhile, Jupiter makes his wrestlers get tattoos of corporate logos to make up for lagging profits. Richard: Phil LaMarr. Leslie: Rebekah Derrick. Monica: Terra Ackerman. Jupiter: Toby Huss. Mary: Susan Egan. Dwight: Nick Von Esmarch.
Dwight and Jupiter plan to debut the Ring of Death during a show in a church's annex with wrestler Kevin Nash (who appears as himself), but they meet resistance from the church parishioners. Meanwhile, the Whites shop around for a new apartment. Reverend Banes: Jim Jansen. Brian: Todd Felix. Jupiter: Toby Huss. Mary: Susan Egan. Dwight: Nick Von Esmarch.
Nikki auditions for a dance part in a theater production but worries that her performance wasn't good enough to get the job. Meanwhile, Dwight and Jupiter unveil a replica of the “Ring of Death” that they hope will attract investors. Emily: Cindy Ambuehl. Store Manager: Mike Hagerty. Jupiter: Toby Huss. Dwight: Nick Von Esmarch. Mary: Susan Egan.
Jupiter quits his new job, he gets Dwight to walk out with him and they decide to start a league of their own. Meanwhile, the new landlords threaten to evict Dwight and Nikki if the couple break any more rules. Beth: Jenica Bergere. Ken: Todd Robert Anderson. Alice: Jacqueline Heinze. Jim: Keith Sellon-Wright.
When a new neighbor running an illegal day-care center in her apartment turns to Nikki for help, the Whites face potential eviction. Meanwhile, Dwight appears in a promo for his new wrestling league, but the gig isn't as glamorous as he expected. Beth: Jenica Bergere. Ken: Todd Robert Anderson. Alice: Jacqueline Heinze. Samantha: Kamryn E. Caldwell.
A repulsive businessman (Drew Carey) buys out Jupiter's organization and plans to replace all the wrestlers with his own performers. Meanwhile, Nikki and Mary vie for the lead in a music video slated to air on MTV. Cyrus: Carlos LaCamara. Mr. Healy: Lenny Wolpe. Eric: Michael Cornacchia. Jupiter: Toby Huss. Mary: Susan Egan. Dwight: Nick Von Esmarch.
Nikki and Dwight agree to try out several condom products for a manufacturer in order to pay for a weekend getaway at the Hard Rock Hotel, but the task proves to be more dangerous than they expected. Ken: Todd Robert Anderson. Alice: Jacqueline Heinze. Dr. Cheng: Michael Paul Chan. Dr. Li: Sung Hi Lee. Mary: Susan Egan. Jupiter: Toby Huss. Dwight: Nick Von Esmarch.
Unemployed Nikki gives Dwight cash so he can go to Mexico with his friends, but doesn't tell him the funds are from their account. She's forced to accept a humiliating job so she can recoup the money. Charlie: Craig Kirkwood. Mike: Derek Hughes. Stacy: Danielle Fishel. Mary: Susan Egan. Jupiter: Toby Huss. Dwight: Nick Von Esmarch.
The second season begins as Nikki and Dwight learn that Nikki's medical condition may interfere with future childbearing plans, so they consider having a baby right away. Skeve: David Garrison. Marnie: Amanda Bearse. Dr. Barnes: Becky Thyre. B.J.: Dante Lara. Lurleen: Meredith Bishop. Jupiter: Toby Huss. Mary: Susan Egan. Marion: Christine Estabrook.