Eddie wins a Steelers-Browns luxury box that he calls "the promised land"---until his friends break their promise concerning the "one guest" rule. Papoo: John La Motta. Dances with Difficulty: Phil Leeds. Eddie: Ken Hudson Campbell.
Stosh's dad (Brian Doyle-Murray) breaks out of the big house and decides to lay low at Eddie's; and Mert (Justin Louis) is mortified when he discovers who Bonnie once dated in high school. Stosh: Jason Kristofer. Jake: Jay Mohr.
To prove she has the temperament to be a flight attendant, Gloria bets the guys that she can go a week without being rude and insulting. Bonnie: Kristin Dattilo-Hayward. Mert: Justin Louis. Danny: Carl Glissmeyer.
In the series opener, the buddies try to steal the mascot from their old high school's crosstown rival. Eddie: Ken Hudson Campbell. Jake: Jay Mohr. Mert: Justin Louis. Stosh: Jason Kristofer. Gloria: Paula K. Cale.