The base is alerted that a Soviet spy is operating at Tar Creek---and that one of the soldiers is giving her top-secret information. Maxwell: Joshua Mostel. Dixie: Judith-Marie Bergan. Big Boss: Larry Hankin.
Col. Clapp has visions of whipping the Navy football team when a former All-American (Christopher McDonald) is transferred to Tar Creek. Roger Bowen, Ray Girardin, Paul Kreppel. Boyle: Phil Rubenstein.
The soldiers force Wessel to take part in their sting to break up a gambling ring at the saloon. George Wyner, David Naughton, Jimmie Walker. Maxwell: Joshua Mostel. Gamblers: Jonathan Goldsmith, Bruce Glover.
Baker and Valentine rent the base chapel to a couple seeking a formal military wedding. David Naughton, Jimmie Walker. Hollis: Pat McNamara. Fern: Victoria Carroll. Clapp: Roger Bowen. Hawkins: Richard Jaeckel.