On last night's second-season finale of The Apprentice, The Donald passed over fembot lawyer Jennifer Massey to make formerly enlisted man Kelly Perdew his latest wage slave. Although the tycoon all but did back flips to feign indecision about which applicant to hire, his choice had to have been pretty much made by the time walking nightmare Omarosa spoke out in Jen's defense. Following appearances on every talk show known to man, Perdew will report for duty in the boss's gargantuan Trump Place development on New York City's Upper West Side.