OK, how about some happy news? Apprentice overlord Donald Trump and his third wife, Melania Knauss, are expecting their first child together in the spring. "He and Melania have talked about having a child, and now it's going to happen," a source tells the New York Post. "He's very excited." Trump, who has four kids from his previous unions with Ivana Trump and Marla Maples, is already touting the newest heir as "unparalleled," "state of the art" and "one of the premiere, ultraluxury newborns to be delivered in the 21st century."
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