THIS YEAR'S MODEL
Jesus was wrong. He told America's Next Top Model contestant Shannon in a dream that our fave, Elyse, would make the final two, but at halftime of last night's season finale, the future M.D. got eliminated, paving the way for endearing dark-horse candidate Adrianne to come from behind and win a Revlon contract, a Wilhelmina representation deal and a restraining order against judge Janice Dickinson. If you have a question for either Adrianne or Elyse sorry Shannon, but you're boring send them to me via the link at the bottom of this column. I'll forward them on to my colleague Daniel "Party Boy" Coleridge, who will be speaking to them later today.