On last night's Apprentice premiere, Donald Trump fired 32-year-old businessman Rob after he failed to get excited about a toy called, um, Crustacean Nation. If you've got any questions for the underachiever, e-mail them to me ASAP. You may as well send me questions for Stacie J. Manigault-Stallworth, too, because that lunachick's gonna be next to go.