Bravo has greenlit Straight Eye for the Queer Guy, a one-hour special in which five hetero men make over a gay guy. The Queer Eye spinoff will reportedly feature lessons on power tools, NFL basics, decorating your garage and keeping your emotions bottled up. In related news, Bravo will air a Queer Eye holiday special on Dec. 16 in which the Fab Five revisit their past makeover subjects. Good, because I'm dying to find out how Tom M's kids made out with those toys Jai bought them.