Re: the little ha-ha I made about a certain romance writer's oeuvre, Kati says: "Nora Roberts is one of the top-selling fiction authors in the world [and it's] an insult to [her] and her millions of readers to blithely degrade her books." Speaking of those millions of fans, did I mention that I heard from roughly 500,000 of them? Oh, and Fabio. My apologies to all.

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