TRICKS OF THE TRADEMARK
Donald Trump is seeking to trademark his Apprentice phrase "You're Fired" with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office, according to The Smoking Gun. If he gets the OK, the hair-challenged mogul will be able to slap those words on clothing, games and playthings. In related news, rumor has it Omarosa is trying to trademark her signature phrases, "Ouch — my head!" and "Can we take a break?"