A judge Wednesday ordered Courtney Love to stand trial on a felony charge of assault with a deadly weapon. The ruling comes after the alleged victim, Kristin King, testified that the crisis-prone rocker threw a liquor bottle at her head (ouch!), sat on her (yikes!), pulled her hair (aaaah!), pinched her breasts (tee-hee) and slapped her across the mouth (bitch!) during an April 25 altercation. Now that doesn't sound like the Courtney Love I know.
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