Burt Reynolds has been called many things, but a toe stomper? The 68-year-old actor is suing ex-girlfriend

Pamela Seals, alleging that she was threatening to falsely accuse him of abuse if he didn't cough up millions of dollars in extortion. Specifically, Reynolds claims Seals was going to accuse him of yelling at her and, um, stomping on her toes during their 16-year relationship. In Reynolds' defense, I hear Seals' toes can easily be mistaken for big, juicy grapes.