Oh, and if you're all tizzified over Michael Vartan's imminent exit from Alias and want to get series creator J.J. Abrams' take on it, as well as lots and lots of juicy gossip from behind-the-scenes at the Emmys, be sure to click here and read today's Ass Ausiello. Oops. My bad. I mean, Ask Ausiello. See what happens when you try to make somebody type while twisting his arm, Michael? Additional reporting by Matt Webb Mitovich