Johnny Depp's smoke-free performance in Pirates of the Caribbean earned him a Pink Lung at the ninth annual Hackademy Awards, which are handed out by the American Lung Association. Diane Keaton, however, was given a Black Lung for her gratuitous puffing in Something's Gotta Give. In addition to discolored teeth and bad breath, she'll receive a lifetime supply of Shards O' Glass Freeze Pops.