Plans to shoot an episode of The Simple Life 3: Interns at a New Jersey middle school have been shelved after the idea got a big thumbs-down from parents. The episode would have featured Paris and Nicole working as "substitute teachers" and "cafeteria monitors" at the J.P. Cleary Middle School in Buena Vista Township. And I put "substitute teachers" and "cafeteria monitors" in quotes because we all know they'd just end up making out with some sixth-grader.