Warning: Do not read the following item if you have a history of heart trouble, are pregnant or are an Oompa Loompa. Satanic shock rocker Marilyn Manson is set to star in the Tim Burton-directed remake of the classic children's film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, the New York Post reports. Manson reportedly will play the title character made famous by Gene Wilder. "I see Willy Wonka as Satan because he presents people with the temptation of picking good and evil and they all pick evil," Manson told London's Sun newspaper, adding that "Willy Wonka is one of my favorite movies, and I think I can play that role like no one else." (Well, he's right about that.)