Completely overlooking the fact that she's lucky anyone still cares, Britney Spears is taking scandal rags to task on her website. Addressing an angry open letter to "false tabloids" the singer and I use the term loosely never comes right out and says she's miffed over speculation that she's pregnant and/or headed for divorce court. However, she does challenge reporters to "ask themselves the question, 'What am I lying to myself about?' Is it that you are 50 lbs. overweight?... Maybe your husband... is cheating on you?" Ah, yes. Those are suggestions guaranteed not to raise eyebrows.
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