Freebie queen Star Jones — I'm sorry, Star Jones Reynolds — can no longer brag about being a lawyer. The View lightning rod listed her profession as TV personality instead of attorney for the first time last year while filling out customs forms — effectively severing ties with her law career. "I guess I've crossed over to the dark side," she told the Associated Press. "It felt truthful. I'm sure it's strange for my father, who wants to know where all the money went for law school." You mean Continental didn't pay for that, too? Cheapskates.