No sssurprise here, folksss. J.Lo, Ice Cube, Jon Voight and Owen Wilson won't be starring in Anacondas, the in-the-works sequel to 1997's laughably bad Anaconda, about a giant snake who eats people. Lesser known thesps like Johnny Messner — who co-stars in the WB's Tarzan this fall — are in talks to do the film, according to The Hollywood Reporter. Sssounds like it'll head direct to video.
