With her career in the crapper, catwalking coke-fiend Kate Moss released a statement Thursday apologizing to friends, family and business associates for her behavior. However, her mea culpa didn't specifically reference those grainy tabloid pics that allegedly showed her doing blow. "I take full responsibility for my actions," she said. "I also accept that there are various personal issues that I need to address and have started taking the difficult, yet necessary, steps to resolve them." In the meantime, Guinness reports that Moss is just one pink slip away from setting a new world record for most firings in a single week. The current record holder is Shannen Doherty with 29.
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