Courtney Love pleaded not guilty Wednesday to two felony drug counts stemming from an Oct. 2 overdose. Prior to the hearing, the 39-year-old singer delivered a rambling speech to reporters in which she denied that she shoplifted (um, you weren't charged with that, sweets) and confessed to having an affair with a married man (um, that's a shocker). "What is it we're continuing?" she asked at one point. "Do I have to live in this weird hell?" I have a better question for the Courtster: Are we watching Scrubs at your place tonight? I can't remember what we decided. Call me.