Will Bada-Bing patrons be getting drunk off Fergie's trunk when The Sopranos returns in March? The U.K.'s Daily Mirror reports that the Black Eyed Peas chanteuse has scored a guest appearance on the HBO crime drama as an FBI agent working undercover as a stripper at Tony's club. "[Fergie] is obsessed with The Sopranos," a source tells the paper. "She has a personal trainer and has been putting in the extra hours in the gym. She wants to be the hottest stripper the Bada-Bing's ever seen." As the old saying goes, it's better to have shallow goals than no goals at all.
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