A 40-year-old pedestrian milling about in eastern England discovered two unbound copies of the new Harry Potter novel, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, dumped in a field. The books, which don't arrive in stores until June 21, are being returned to the publishing company. An investigation into their apparent theft is underway. Also discovered in the field: Michael Jackson's old nose, Paula Abdul's cochlea and Alan Thicke's missing teeth.