As hinted in Friday's Entertainment News, embattled American Idol trollop Paula Abdul made a cameo on Saturday Night Live to laugh off accusations that she bedded former contestant Corey Clark. Appearing at the tail end of an Idol skit, Abdul critiqued Amy Poehler's imitation of her. "You need to perfect the [seal] clap a little more," she joked, "and be a lot more sexier so contestants will be willing to sleep with you." Surprisingly, Abdul didn't call Poehler on her failure to act more drunk and stoned.
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