Long Island's most infamous lovebirds are splitting up. Joey Buttafuoco confirmed Monday that he and wife Mary Jo are divorcing after 26 years of marriage. "It's okay. To move on you've got to get a divorce," Buttafuoco told The Associated Press. "She's with another guy. His name is Stew. I've been with a girl for awhile, too." This doesn't really qualify as entertainment news, but his quote was just too priceless to resist.