Good help is hard to find lately, especially for hip-hop artists with security staff. Johnny Bonner, a limo driver from Mobile, Ala., is suing 50 Cent, claiming the rapper's bodyguards roughed him up on the night of a concert in March. Allegedly, the driver had trouble following 50's motorcade back to his hotel, and suggested an alternate route to some bodyguards he was ferrying. They strongly disagreed, Bonner claims, and forcibly took over the wheel of his vehicle, causing him "bruised ribs, fear and emotional distress." The lawsuit seeks unspecified damages, but suffice it to say Bonner wants more than, um, 50 Cents. Gimme a break folks, it's 7:10 in the freakin' morning. That's the best I can do.