Turns out the Oakland Raiders haven't hired first-season Apprentice star Nick Warnock after all. A rep for the team now says reports that Amy's ex was tapped to sell a block of luxury suites at the Oakland Coliseum were "premature." Warnock has yet to reply to my e-mail about this whole matter, which means he A) Thinks I'm a stalker, B) Has something to hide or C) Is jealous that TV Guide isn't giving away one of his balls for free. Speaking of which, today is the last day to enter our contest to win one of Kwame Jackson's autographed balls. Oh, stop your snickering. What, are we in first grade, people?