In Thursday night's Last Comic Standing finale, John Heffron won the coveted title (and the even more coveted talent contract with NBC). Runners-up Alonzo Bodden and Gary Gulman were given Jay London's unused grooming products and the phone number of Ant's shrink as lovely parting gifts. (Maybe the boys will bounce back in the all-star edition of LCS that will follow the Olympics.) Elsewhere on the tube, Big Brother 5 head of household Nakomis successfully ousted Brad Pitt-obsessed bully Jase with her "six-finger plan." On a related note, most of the contestants needed only one finger to bid the jerk adieu.
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