Speaking of reality television, Big Brother 5 aired its best episode yet last night, and (surprise!) our enjoyment didn't have diddly to do with the big "Project DNA" reveal. Self-proclaimed "savage" Scott got tossed out on his mouth... er, we mean his butt. (Where this cretin's concerned, the two are easy to confuse.) That leaves his buddy, nasty future Brad Pitt stalker Jase, with only his reflection for companionship. Which, come to think of it, will undoubtedly make the narcissist a very happy camper.
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