Question: Sports Night is my favorite show ever. In the episode "The Sword Of Orion," a song is played at the end that says something like "I want to go home." I have looked everywhere and asked everyone I know what this song could possibly be and no one knows. You're my last resort, so please help! — Evan

Televisionary: Gladly, Evan. The song you want is The Beach Boys' version of "Sloop John B" and the CD you want is the classic Pet Sounds, which is widely acknowledged to be a pop-music classic that's influenced more musicians and works than I could ever begin listing here. Two words: Get it.