Question: I recently saw Stephen King's miniseries Rose Red on ABC and I was wondering if there are any plans to sell it on video. Thanks.

Televisionary: What're you, kidding? I mean, sure, the horror-meister's got all the money from his various books, movies, miniseries and videos, but he's got that pending retirement to save for!

The short answer? The latest is that Rose Red will be out on DVD and VHS sometime in May.