Question: I have been in a cave. When did Dick Clark have his stroke? — Dwight G., Chester, S.C.

Televisionary: Clark suffered a minor stroke on Dec. 6. As you probably know, his ill health forced him to miss hosting his New Year's Rockin' Eve festivities for the first time in its 33-year history. Luckily, Regis Philbin was able to fill in. And it's a good thing you got out of that cave, Dwight. I hear you can go positively batty in those things.